Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Mark Twain-Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses

In his essay examining (or shall I say skewering) James Fenimore Cooper's writing, Mark Twain gives aspiring authors an excellent style guide.  At the end of a rather long list, he suggests that the author shall:
  •  Say what he is proposing to say, not merely come near it. 
  •  Use the right word, not its second cousin. 
  •  Eschew surplusage.
  •  Not omit necessary details.
  •  Avoid slovenliness of form.
  •  Use good grammar.
  •  Employ a simple and straightforward style.
Good advice from one of America's greatest writers.
For the hilarious essay in its entirety, click here:   Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses

Monday, February 21, 2011

Eenie Meenie Chili Beanie-The Spirits Are About to Speak!

As you might have guessed, I love ghost hunter shows.  Here are some favorites:

Ghost Hunters - SyFy Channel
Started it all.  Nut and bolts and down to business. Little or no flash.  Debunk it!  And we have Ghost Hunters International where the spirits speak in foreign tongues.



Ghost Adventures-Travel Channel
High tech and high energy.  Their EVP translations often seem a bit too self-referential ("Kill Zak"...say what? I swore I heard "Get back"), but these big excitable doofs are always entertaining.  Okay, yeah, I did spoof their ghost hunting style a teeny weeny bit in my book.




Paranormal State - A&E
Although these guys have the unfortunate tendency to view almost every haunting they encounter as demonic and as such, with heavy religious overtones  (in most cases, I think exorcism is just aggressive psychotherapy), this show comes up with something interesting now and then.  But...why...so...serious?


I make it the hard way, Charley--$0.99 a copy

No, I don't think my work is only worth 99 cents.  But it's the price of exposure.

New authors fighting for sales on Amazon and Barnes&Noble face a dilemma.  Price your book too high and no one will pay for the download.  Price it too low and run the risk of being labeled a marginal writer peddling a cut rate read.  Common wisdom (among those more experienced in the ways of e-publishing than I) says that readers won't take a chance on an unknown eBook author unless the price is right.  Right or wrong, it seems that the going market price has been set at 99 cents.

So I'll take the small change for now.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Literary Agents, Queries and other side quests

Launching your first magnum opus into the void is a daunting task to say the least.  I'd read blog after blog, web page after web page touting the merits of entering the publishing world only through literary agents.  No one would take me seriously if an agent didn't validate my work, they all cried.  Only an agent could pronounce me worthy and provide the golden ticket into publishing.  Not only that, but my query letter had to be a master work in itself, properly phrased, formatted only as requested, addressed as required.  Mine had to stand out to the agent overwhelmed by a torrent of requests for their valuable time and attention.  If not, I wouldn't get past the assistant's assistant.  Instant delete.

I spent countless hours perfecting my query letter.  Properly respectful, enthusiastic but not boastful, no typos, no misspelled or misused words, minimum plot points for maximum effect, three character limit and on and on and on.  Then I spent the following three months researching individual agents, scouring their agency sites, pouring over their blogs and targeting my queries only to those who professed an interest in my genre, subject matter, or style--commercial fiction, paranormal mystery, supernatural, noir, quirky, funny, smart, a strong narrative voice.  The 45 rejections I received fell into three categories:

1.  Polite and encouraging - "Dear Ms. Wolfe.  Thank you for sending me your work.  Interesting premise, but not for me right now.  Best of luck."
2.  Curt - "Dear (your name here).  Not for me.  Thanks."
3.  Did not deign to respond.

I must have done something wrong.  I rewrote the query letter and tried again.  Another few months wasted.  Different agents, same responses.  I remembered Einstein's saying--"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."  Time to toss aside the old school.  I checked into e-publishing.  My novel debuted as a Kindle ebook in January 2011.

I know literary agents need to convince new authors that only they can show them the true path.  It's a tough economy and they want to keep their jobs.   But it's a brave new world.  We don't need prior validation anymore.  We have the option of letting our readers decide if we are worthy.

And another...

...heartfelt thank you to Natalie Franscioni-Karp for slogging through my first draft and telling me she actually liked it.  You gave me the will to go on.  Remember the old chant from elementary school--Make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver and the other's gold? You're solid gold, Nat.

An Acknowledgment...

to Lee Goldberg for his excellent advice on e-publishing.  Thanks, Lee.  Here's a link to Lee's website:

http://www.leegoldberg.com/